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Im a viking traveling the country with a ferret and her rabid sister, squirl. I make a living from the dead. I condone the slaughter of innocent puppies for profit. By the way I'm a leather artisan. Dont get me wrong, I love vegetarians, their tasty

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2012-01-07 00:59:52 by Mattthatguy

is the inability to flush the toilet a victory or a fail

Recent Game Medals

TEARS OF JOY 10 Points Return the farmer's pig Medal Stats.
FIRST BLOOD 5 Points Kill your first enemy Medal Stats.
2 COOL 4 SCHOOL 5 Points Complete the tutorial Medal Stats.
Mission accomplished 50 Points Completed the game Medal Stats.
Return to sender 50 Points Unlocked the homing missile perk Medal Stats.
Backdoor action 25 Points Unlocked the rear weapon perk Medal Stats.
Nice and safe 25 Points Unlocked the shield perk Medal Stats.
Scratched paintwork 25 Points Unlocked the increased Graze perk Medal Stats.
Level Up 25 Points Unlocked the increased XP perk Medal Stats.
Extra Life 25 Points Unlocked the extra lives perk Medal Stats.

Total Medals Earned: 130 (From 17 different games.)

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